What movies have not aged well?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Moonraker

Why don’t Jews regard Jesus as an important teacher or rabbi, if not the Messiah? Putting aside messianic claims, wouldn’t Jesus be one of the most significant Jewish teachers in human history?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Octopussy

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Is it okay if I sleep with my brother without my husband knowing?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-All the bad guys are black.

Goldfinger

Can you DM your uncle’s wife for a video?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

From Russia With Love

How is sex with a woman for gay men?

A View to a Kill

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why do I like to eat my own cum?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Diamonds Are Forever

What do you think of the controls that will be set up over information flows at Taiwan's Ministry of Foreign Affairs' missions?

You Only Live Twice

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Ah so!”

Why do narcissist move on so easily?

Live and Let Die

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What is the definite integral of x^x from 0 to 2?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What is your biggest mistake or regret?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”She is very sexyful!”

Is it true that people who are possessed by demons cannot see them until the demon is cast out? What is the reason for this?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why are the Chinese so sensitive to Western criticism?

Dr No

-J W Pepper

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

I found out I have cancer—I have not told my family. We can’t afford the treatment anyway. Should I just say nothing and let nature take its course?